CAPITULATION HEARINGS, THE PURGE, & HONEYBADGERS
Washington DC 16 JAN 2025
As the clown car of incompetence sails through “confirmation”, sans all the old norms of background checks, meeting opposition senators, and follow-on questions; a new Congressional norm of obedience has been confirmed.
Too extreme?
Talkshow Pete personifies everything that Sen Ernst passionately believes is wrong with the DOD. She just repudiated her entire career and her honor. Her capitulation did not require a maga army invading the building chanting “where is Joni!”. She got the message last time. Coupled with the constant beat of war drums from Fox, Joni knew what to do. Or else. [$787m was a price worth paying for power. Indeed, given Trump takes his cues (& now cabinet members) from their morning tv line up, Fox may have purchased control. Just how many billionaires control Trump is hard to assess.] By 2025, all Joni needed was a whiff of threat. Totalitarianism has a habit of working that way.
Over the past 4 years we have watched the judiciary disintegrate like a rapidly deorbiting satellite shooting sparks across a night sky only to disappear in a ball of flame. The legislative branch was no better but any hope that conservatives would continue their immediate post J6 rejection of extremism flared out with their failure to impeach the Insurrectionist in Chief. That open door was all he needed. This weeks capitulation hearings confirmed their total acquiescence to The Leader.
Eliminate the Deep State
The civil service is awash with “apolitical experts” (aka treasonous shitweazles). They resisted Trump last time. They prevented him from nuking hurricanes, shooting protestors, or lobbing missiles at Mexico and “just say[ing] they came from somewhere else”. He won't let that happen again.
Trump was elected in a landslide. Therefore he has a totally unlimited mandate. The vile anti democracy deep state resistance has been tolerated long enough. The Supreme Court has recognized his genius by giving him total and complete immunity for any acts he deems is official. He also has the pardon power to cleanse his supporters even if they get a little exuberant.
Whenever you hear “apolitical” just remember it really means “anti Trump”. Apolitical unelected bureaucrats sit in their cubicles dreaming up evil regulations designed to inhibit the genius of American ingenuity [sic]. Their evil propaganda says regulations keep water clean and other lies. Don't listen to it. They are trying to trick you. [Sick]
All the deep state groupthink, with its loyalty to the constitution, science, facts, and civil rights, will be replaced with LEADERTHINK. Anyone not using all their abilities to support and advance His agenda will be identified, reported, and fired. Later.. maybe worse…
How do you identify this evil menace? Look for the “deep state”. It is populated with “Woke” “DEI hires”, the newly acceptable (white nationalist) term for “welfare queens”. Except, this time they have jobs. Well, kinda. Everyone knows government jobs are not real jobs, just fancy democrat tammany hall handouts to fat, black, gay, disabled, lazy baby mommas, who spend all day on TikTok when not formulating evil regulations. Banning TikTok is all part of the plan. Follow the plan!
The DEI demographic is the most powerful secret society in America. The true oligarchy - the bottom up oligarchy - pure communism. Their Queen Bae (Kamala) has been sent packing. It's time to smoke out the hive and take all the honey.
Cometh the hour, cometh the Honeybadgers
DOGE will eliminate the deep state and save billions doing it. This kind of “kill two birds with one stone” efficiency is beyond the shitweazels and their democRAT protectors.
You know what will plough through all the rats and shitweazles with ruthless efficiency? The Honeybadger.
The honey badger is really pretty badass. It has no regard for any other animal whatsoever. Look at him, he's just grunting, and eating snakes. Eew! What's that? A rat? Oh that's nasty. They're so nasty. Oh look it's chasing things and eating them.
Elon, Vivek, Mark and Jeff, are totally badass Honeybadgers.
Do you think the honey badger cares? It doesn't give a shit.
DOGE the billets
There is a catch. The evil Democrats have made it impossible for even a Honeybadger to eliminate civil servants. But that won't stop the genius of American capitalism. While you can't eliminate the people (Ed “what if it's an official act?) you can eliminate their billets. If the job function disappears then bye bye bureaucrat. Hello massive savings!
“But eliminating thousands of billets will take an Act of Congress!!!”
Do you honestly think the new Congress will throw away the chance to deliver massive savings! Promises made, promises kept!
Remember: government is the problem, not the solution. Besides, government jobs are not real jobs anyway. They are just another form of social welfare. If it's too soon to cut social security, it's never too soon to cut red tape - especially when it's wrapped tightly around poor Elon's neck. He's only trying to help save America.
Free Elon!
We must resist communism - aka - oligarchy from below. Freeing Elon from red tape will empower him to free us from oligarchy!
WIN - WIN
DOGE his incredible contribution to freedom, democracy and capitalism cannot go unrewarded. In addition to the Medal of Freedom, we must reward Musk.
The private sector is smarter, agile, cheaper, and most important of all, responsive to leadership. (At least at the level of analysis provided by the media to a population that can't grasp more than a TikTok 30sec deep-dive explainer. No TikTok - no need to explain!)
The great thing about the federal budget is it is easy to see government expenditures on deep state DEI hires. Spending on contractor support for essential functions is far more complex and opaque.
Thus the Honeybadgers will provide America with pure uncut Trumpism, free of deep state resistance to LEADERTHINK. In return, we will allow the Honeybadgers to enjoy all the honey they saved from the hive in compensation for their capitalistic genius.
Win-Win
So much winning
If you want to go past the sarcasm, read the original deep state piece here. It explores pre DOGE plans that DOGE will incorporate into its very profitable important work.
Assassinations are going to rise exponentially over the next few years.