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Mildred Arellano's avatar

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Remember Freedom's avatar

Republican Party Rebrands as “Fake Government,” Promises More Lies

In a bold marketing move, the Republican Party has officially rebranded as “Fake Government”, embracing its long-standing tradition of deception, obstruction, and general disregard for reality. “Why fight it?” said GOP spokesperson Hump Trump, adjusting his American flag lapel pin upside down. “Voters expect us to lie, so we’re leaning in.” The new party slogan, “Nothing Is Real, Everything Is Rigged,” will debut at their next convention, where attendees will be encouraged to chant “USA! USA!” while simultaneously denying its existence. Insiders say the 2028 platform will be “whatever’s trending on X that morning.” *satire

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The National Security Desk's avatar

HOAX! ITS A HOAX! IT WAS A PERFECT CHAT GROUP!

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Paul Spanbauer's avatar

I think when the SCOTUS legalized the unitary executive they were hoping for a competent chief…

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